Family jokes
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*