Family jokes
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Off brand Hollow Knight
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Imagine not having a dad.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.