Family jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.