Family jokes
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
So relatable Tbh.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.