I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Family Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
