Family jokes
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Memes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I am an orphan...
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?