Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Family Jokes
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Ur adopted.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
