Family jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Memes
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!