Family jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Memes
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.