Family jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
I am an orphan...
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Ur adopted.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're more uglier.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.