Family jokes
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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I am Mario's brother.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.