Family jokes
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.