Family jokes
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.