Family jokes
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Memes
Cats be gettin' everything these days 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Yo mama so fat...
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.