Family jokes
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
my mexican mom be like
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.