Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Family Jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
