Family jokes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Ur adopted.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Memes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.