Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Family Jokes
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
