Family jokes
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Def all moms lol
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.