I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Family Jokes
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasnāt the only thing that went down.
I can't have my Oreos š Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because thatās the only love they will get.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving livesšš
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Thereās a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? 'Cause they canāt find home plate.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Ur mom gay.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
