Family jokes
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Memes
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.