Family jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.