Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Memes
Mal is from alabama
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."