Family jokes
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Memes
I bet my mum thinks this 😂
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...