Family jokes

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?