Family jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?