Family jokes

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they like to feel wanted!

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.