Family jokes

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

I am Mario's brother.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home base.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.