Family jokes
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
when my dad facetimes me
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.