Family jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Your nan.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Kids?
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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