Family jokes
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.