Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Family Jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
