Family jokes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!