Family jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Memes
Your nan.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Kids?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.