Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!