Family jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
My sister 🤣😂
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.