Family jokes
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Memes
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.