Family jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Memes
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.