Family jokes
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Memes
me eating with my famliy
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!