Family jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"