Family jokes
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.