Family jokes
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Question and answer 🙄
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.