Family jokes

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?

Because he can't run home.

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."