What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
