Family jokes
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!