Family jokes
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕