Family jokes
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.