Family

Family jokes

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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  • Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

    A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

    OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

    But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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  • When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

    I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

    I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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  • Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.