Family

Family Jokes

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!