my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
why was kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
