What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
