Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.