What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back