New Family Jokes - Page 37 - Worst Jokes Ever

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Why do orphans go to church?

It's the only place where they can call someone "father."

Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!

What movie do all orphans find relatable?

Spiderman: No Way Home.

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."