Family

Family Jokes

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back

A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.