Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
Teacher:Anyone missing Orphan:My parents Teacher: Something that is real kid Orphan:My family Teacher:OMG out of my classroom kid
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
ur mother
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
For any bag of chips its considered family size
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
