Family jokes
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I have a dad.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.