Family jokes

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

Why did the Orphan go to church?

To call someone father.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

To be wanted.

Mom!

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?

Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.

Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.