Family jokes
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.