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What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asked what that was for.

"It is for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!