What do you call an orphan’s family tree? A stump.
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
what do u call an orphen family none existent
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
imagine if batman had a family reunion
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
