I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iβm sorry!"
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour? Because it can't hit home
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family. Right in front of his stupid face.
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Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her sonβs dick.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
