Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
