What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
I specialise in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
Orphans dont like family feud
