Family jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"