Family jokes
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.