Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Fame Jokes
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
