Face jokes
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.