Extinction jokes
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.