Extinction jokes
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I’m a star! Because one of these days, I’m going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I’m like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I’m like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I’m like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I’m like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me...
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.