Extinction jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
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65,000,000 BC
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.