Extinction jokes
The joke about is stupid.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 馃槶馃槶
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why can鈥檛 dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
If I was an object in this world, I鈥檇 be a glass! Because if you leave me when I鈥檓 too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I鈥檓 a star! Because one of these days, I鈥檓 going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I鈥檇 be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I鈥檓 like the sun; I鈥檓 painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I鈥檓 like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I鈥檇 be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I鈥檓 like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it鈥檚 dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I鈥檓 like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I鈥檓 like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I鈥檓 like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I鈥檓 like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I鈥檓 like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can鈥檛 afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me...
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Community talk
Were dinosaurs real?
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.