Extinction jokes
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
65,000,000 BC
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why can't a t-rex clap? Because it's dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.