Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Extinction Jokes
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Dodo.
The joke about is stupid.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.