Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Dodo.
The joke about is stupid.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
