Extinction jokes
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Dodo.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
The joke about is stupid.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.