Explosion

Explosion Jokes

Bomb

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Orphan

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Wave

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Landmine

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Earth

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Parent

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Bomb

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

Kobe

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Dream

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Bomb

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Page

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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  • Baby

    What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.