Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
|| guess what that is and it’s explosive The end looks like<>
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
