Experience jokes

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

My favorite joke: My life.

Have a great day today!

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

Ouch!

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

I did have a good [time].

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.