Experience jokes
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
My favorite joke: My life.
Have a great day today!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Ouch!
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I did have a good [time].