What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
my life
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
