Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.