There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Existence Jokes
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
My live.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Yo life.
Myself.
I don't want to die.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
My life, part 2.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Life.
