Existence jokes
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
These jokes make me want to die.
When you breathe.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
My live.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Yo life.