Existence jokes
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Yo life.
Myself.
I don't want to die.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
My life, part 2.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Life.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Once I was 7.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D