In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Existence Jokes
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Once I was 7.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Everything.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Your life is the joke.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
My social life.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why are we here?
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
