Existence jokes
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
I will tell you a joke--your life.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Life's too short to want it.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
My favorite joke is my life.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
My life is a joke.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.