Why are we here?
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
My dignity to live.
i exist. \
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
My life, haha, so funny!
My life...
You want a joke? My entire existence.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
My existence.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
