Existence jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Life's too short to want it.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
My favorite joke is my life.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
My life is a joke.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Your life, ahhahaha!
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
My entire existence.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
These jokes make me want to die.