What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Existence Jokes
My favorite joke is my life.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
My life is a joke.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Your life, ahhahaha!
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
My entire existence.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
These jokes make me want to die.
When you breathe.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
