Exaggeration jokes

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.