Exaggeration Jokes

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."