Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.