Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Exaggeration Jokes
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
