Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!