Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.