Evers jokes
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!