"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
