They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
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Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
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Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
