Evers jokes
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
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When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.