Evers jokes
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.