i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect you silly tramp
the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever
I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Ever heard of ligma ligma ba-
If you’re ever bored punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents??
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
