Evers jokes

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

Angela: His name is Kevin.

Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

Angela: I don't know.