Evers Jokes

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.

The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Have you ever eaten African food?

Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Cooper is the best to ever live

I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"

if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

What is the worst joke ever. It you .🫥

What is the biggest lie ever? I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted

Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.

This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!

technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)

Have you ever tried Etheopian food?

Neither have they.....

If your ever bored just beat up a orphan, what are they gonna do tell their parents

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.