Evers jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.