Evers jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Your life is the best joke ever.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.