Event

Event jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..

They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.