What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Someone dies.
