Even jokes

This is not even a joke.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.

He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.