Even jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

This is not even a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"