your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
your hairline is so back its not even a hair line cuz your bald. LOL
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Your so emo even Billie eillish can't beat you
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
This Joke is so bad i dont even know what i wrote at this Point
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
who even needs white jokes...
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food because they don’t even have one
your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldnt fix it
