I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
