Even jokes

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.