your hairline is so screwed that micheal jackerson cant even moonwalk to your hairline
your hairline is so bald Mr. Clean even said its bald
Im so friking dumb even i need joe mama so fricking bad
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
your hairline so far back even the rock johnsen couldnt find it
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
