Even jokes
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Who even needs white jokes?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.