Europe jokes
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Ukraine.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Germany is the best!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Spppppp.