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War

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Border

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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    • Princess

    What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

    They both made quite an impact in Europe.

    Memes

    Comic

    Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".
    Europe memes

    Ice Cream

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

    Because he got hit by a truck.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Europe.

    Europe who?

    No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

    Polish

    Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

    Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

    War

    In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

    Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

    "Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

    His father pointed at a map of North America.

    "Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

    The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

    "And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

    The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

    "Where is Germany again, Father?"

    He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

    Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

    "Yes?"

    "Has Hitler seen this map?"

    Gun

    Why are the best used guns from France?

    Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

    Potato

    Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

    Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

    Approximation

    The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

    (Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

    Country

    Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

    France: Want a baguette?

    USSR: Help!

    Crime

    "White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

    Roman

    The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.