Europe

Europe jokes

Approximation

    • The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

    (Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

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    • Gun

    • Why are the best used guns from France?

    Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

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    • Border

    • I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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    • War

    • I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

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    • Europe memes

    Violence

    • So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

    The Western Front is domestic violence.

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    • Slap

    • An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

    The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."

    The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."

    The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."

    The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."

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    • Punishment

    • People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

    He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

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    • Countryside

    • You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

    You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

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