New Europe Jokes

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”

How did protestants performed in 16 century well done

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

Germany is The best🥳🥳

what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?

accepted all art students

White on white crime l, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!

Ukraine

Eastern Europe and west Europe is a joke

the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales

Knock knock, who's there? europe europewho (yourapoo)

Q: what is a Karen called in Europe

A: an American

You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”