Etiquette

Etiquette Jokes

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, β€œI never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

You can pick your friends and you can pick your πŸ€₯ nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?